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Glamazons vs The Curse of the Chainmail Bikini

Created by Prettiest Princess Games

The Glamazons have been pushed to the brink, not by monsters - monster killing is easy - but by the tasteless medieval blacksmiths and sweaty cave dwellers who design useless femme armor! Help our intrepid heroes smash, bash and crash through minotaur heads, kappa shells, and the male gaze in their quest to be the first Glamazon decked out in gear that not only looks fab but provides real monster fighting protection.

Latest Updates from Our Project:

Even snails still move forward...
over 8 years ago – Mon, Oct 03, 2016 at 03:14:38 PM

Just wanted to check in, it's been a while. We're still working on some prepress, and we're also double checking with a couple of other manufacturers to see if we're getting the best situation currently available for us. Frankly this project has been terrible for me for a variety of reasons, but Anna and Trish are keeping things moving and getting stuff done, so thank then very very much.

I've heard from some backers that they didn't receive their copies of BEARanoia, so if that's you, send us a message with your current address and we'll get you sorted. Depending on how many of you didn't get it, it might be a minute as we are almost through the 3rd print run, and are gearing up to order the 4th which might take a bit as we're probably changing the packaging.

If anyone wants to slap me, or guilt me into buying you all the drinks, or just hang out and play games, I'll be in Essen next week, then GTS Trade Days in Atlanta, Metatopia in NJ, Trashfest in CT, and BGG in Dallas over the next month or two.

Thanks

Matt

Just checking in.
over 8 years ago – Mon, May 09, 2016 at 09:43:26 AM

Hey guys,

Sorry for the long delay on updates. Glamazons is currently in pre-press so hopefully we will have more solid things to tell you soon about that. Not a lot of fun exciting things for updates at the moment other than the fact that Glamazons is still coming!

The third printing of BEARanoia is also in so the second half of backers that haven't yet received that should be seeing it soon.

A little update, everything is on track.
almost 9 years ago – Thu, Feb 11, 2016 at 08:42:35 AM

Hey everyone! Just stopping in to let you know that everything is on track as the files get laid out for printing. The art took awhile to get completed (but it is totally completed now!) after the switch up but we are very happy with the results. 

We've been at many conventions lately, playing Glamazons with backers, and are so grateful that you have been patient with us through this sometimes tumultuous journey.. The end product will be well worth it. 

We will be at New York Toy Fair this weekend if any of you are around and want to hang out. 

Naming Request, BEARanoias Shipping, and Happy New Year!
about 9 years ago – Tue, Jan 05, 2016 at 01:38:53 PM

Hey all, just a few things...

1. If you paid for a tier where you get to name something, send me a message with what you want and we'll work out the details. We're laying out the graphic design stuff and it's time to need these to finish it up.

2. Your bonus copies of BEARanoia are in the process of being shipped out. Some of you should already have one, some are in the mail, and some are waiting on a reprint. We ended up selling through copies of the game way faster than anticipated and didn't realize how few copies we had left ourselves, so we had to order a third print run to have enough for everyone so some copies won't be sent out for a bit still.

3. I'll be in Seattle at Orca Con this weekend, and Trish and I will both be at PAX South in a few weeks. Come hang the fuck out! I'm on a couple of panels at South too.

Rainbow Unicorn Kisses!

Matt

We have the most amazing cover art ever!
about 9 years ago – Thu, Dec 17, 2015 at 02:48:28 PM

As we come closer to being ready to send off to the printers (just waiting on one small piece of art and some layout and design stuff) we are ready to show off the incredible art that Kat did for the cover of Glamazons. We couldn't be happier with how it came out.

Glamazons Cover Art
Glamazons Cover Art